#dontcountonit

A few situations you shouldn't depend on...

@CeeLouSweet:#happybdaybeyonce mabi sm1 will buy u a man that doesn't resemble a monkey and has normal sized lips dis yr. #dontcountonit

@drunkenspaniard:I love when the toaster oven doesn't toast. #dontcountonit

@yungflyboi87:Me being a fake nigga maybe a minute after never set ya clock #dontcountonit

@acarlson1993:Thor http://ping.fm/BvLX1 #dontcountonit

@squadrat:@danzi94 Maybe there's a slow-mo version. #dontcountonit

@dj_ko:RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Getting into Heaven when you try to use the Bible to support your own prejudices? #dontcountonit

@zbeekman:@lilsparky89 Which class/professor? #dontcountonit

@OnceYouGoBlack_:@JBarbie20: What if we played spin the bottle and it pointed at me? How would u kiss me #Me: #DontCountOnIt Id kill myself

@TN_SmartGirl:It would be nice if Obama acknowledged President Bush tonight. I'm not holding my breath. #dontcountonit

@FromDCWithLove:RT @hostgatorcodes: #dontcountonit: People are tweeting things they can't be counted on for. Started by @BigJamaal @FromDCWithLove & @iAM_MiaMcLovin.

@FromDCWithLove:RT @hostgatorcodes: #dontcountonit: Started by @FromDCWithLove @BigJamaal & @iAM_MiaMcLovin. People are stating and tweeting things they can't be counted ...

@OnlyMyNutzTweet:RT @kaykaebomb: @TAYF_3RD follow me-- #DontCountOnIt

@ShonquellAlicia:@Sammz_Man -_- #Wheretheydothatat ? #DontCountOnIt

@La_PlusBelle:Maybe! Then! #illsettledown #dontcountonit lol

@MRCHOCOLATEBAMA:My pops thinks he can take me and some of my siblings out 2 dinner and I supposed 2 forget he owe me thousands of dollas #DontCountOnIt